Jun 30

Moments ago, I just finished reading Spin by Robert Charles Wilson. It was some of the best sci-fi (I despise the term “speculative fiction” and “SF” always makes me think of San Francisco) I’ve read in a very long time.

Finishing a good book is always a little weird. The characters’ voices have been in my head for days and now they’re suddenly silenced. An entire universe has ended and its story is finished. It makes me a little sad and whistful.

I wish the pages never ran out and the words never ended. But that’s not what I wanted to say. There’s a feeling that I need to write something; but maybe that’s just the after-effect of having read writing good enough to be written down. I can’t write anything like that so I scribble like a child on the Internet and it pleases me a little.

Jun 15

The space shuttle Atlantis took off a week ago. Did you notice? I won’t blame you if you didn’t. I flipped through the news last Friday and all I could find were pictures of a rich girl in the back of a police car. I would have been somewhat mollified if the news had been taken up with the botched war going on, (30% of Americans still think that the President is doing a heckuva job. WTF?), but Paris? That just pissed me off.

On Friday, we SENT PEOPLE TO SPACE. Sure, it’s just Low Earth Orbit; but most of us can’t find our way to the new grocery store that just opened across town. So I think that strapping eight men and women into a shiny brick, strapping that brick onto several tons of explosives, and sending them into OUTER SPACE is something that should be mentioned when it happens.

Instead, you only really hear about it when something goes wrong. Stop and think about that last sentence. Sending people into space has become so routine that it doesn’t even register. That right there should be heralded: “In other news, we are still a space-faring species. We’ve conquered nature in an unprecedented way that was almost unimaginable even a hundred years ago. Little more than talking monkeys, we’ve extended our grasp to the stars and proven that we can escape our terrestial prison. The universe has taunted us with its marvels and mysteries from the day we crawled from the ocean and gazed into the sky; now we are prepared to step into that universe and say ‘Here we are. Show us.’”

Why isn’t something like that on TV every single day? Why can’t we rise above our terrible wars, religious silliness, greed, and everything else that’s holding us back and say, “We’ve really done something great. How much farther can we go if we work together?”

I know why. It’s because we forget. We get so wrapped up in our daily lives of working and eating and pooping and screwing and sleeping, and we forget. We tune in to see what the latest antics of the latest celebrity couple are, and we forget. We spend all of our energy telling others who they are and aren’t allowed to love, and we forget. We work hard to make enough money to buy a bigger TV than our neighbors, and we forget.

The folks at NASA remember. And the ESA. And little children around this globe who look through a telescope for the first time. They’re doing amazing things with very little money and constantly being asked to do more with less.

Right now, two men are walking in space. Throughout all of human history, this is the sort of thing that we could never imagine anyone but gods doing. Yet, there they are, suspended above our pale blue dot: just doing their jobs.

I would plead with anyone that would listen: don’t let us stop. We’ve come so far and accomplished so much. Let’s see what else we can do. When I started this, I had a point; but it’s turned into a love letter to space exploration.

And I’m okay with that.

So I’ll end this with a quote from season 2 of The West Wing (the episode is “Galileo”) where Sam explains why we have to go to Mars:

Because it’s next. For we came out of the cave, and we looked over the hill, and we saw fire. And we crossed the ocean, and we pioneerd the West, and we took to the sky. The history of man is hung on the timeline of exploration, and this is what’s next.

Jun 13
What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)

Midland

(”Midland” is not necessarily the same thing as “Midwest”) The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it’s a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn’t mean you’re from the Midland.

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Jun 12

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, and Ashley (because no one else actually reads this blog):

I present to you my latest project: Ungrounded Software.

It’s truly awesome as long as you take “awesome” to mean something completely different than the standard definition.

Jun 10

I’ve added a link to my Google Reader Shared Links Page and a link to my Tumblr Blog to the sidebar of this page.

I’ve mentioned the Tumblr Blog already. The Google Reader thing lets me mark any of the 100s of RSS posts I read every day as something I want to share with the world at large. Between that and del.icio.us, I pretty much don’t have secrets any more.

For both of these, I recommend just subscribing to the RSS feed if you’re interested. Of course, I recommend that about everything.

Jun 10

If you weren’t at Jason and Stephanie’s last night, you missed a great time.

Shame on you. This goes double for the people in Internet Land that I’ve never actually met. How dare you not go to parties with my real life friends?

Jun 08

I’ve created a kind of link blog using tumblr. Obviously, it can be used for more than links but between twitter and this very site, I think I have that sort of thing covered. I was trying to get my tumblr stuff to show up in the sidebar on this page, but it wouldn’t work for some reason. Oh well.

Ungrounded Tumblr

Jun 07

I have the obnoxious habit of rounding time. If my watch says “1:40″ and you ask me the time, I’ll tell you “1:45″. If my watch says “1:47″, I’ll also tell you “1:45″. The rounding goes both ways in my head. I don’t actually know what the cut-off is for me to switch to “2:00″. It’s whatever feels right in my head.

It’s actually kind of a bummer for me too. I looked at the clock a bit ago and it said something like “8:24″ and I said to myself, “It’s 8:30″. Ten minutes later when I look at the clock again (8:34 for those of you bad at arithmetic), I said to myself, “It’s still 8:30? It was 8:30 ten minutes ago! This day is never going to end!”

Of course, now it’s 8:45. By which I mean 8:51. This day is never going to end.